Captain’s log Stardate 2016: The pre-Thanksgiving grocery shop

Enter through the liquor store and note disturbing lack of carts. Successfully procure the extra large variety, and partially fill it with a hopefully appropriate selection of alcohol. Thus fortified, head west and cautiously begin negotiating a produce section teaming with Klingons. Seek refuge in the paper product aisle (while conveniently securing a 12-mega roll [...]

A happy hour

A happy hour

On the night they smuggled martinis into their grandmother's assisted living center, Katherine, Vinnie and their cousin Lizzy armed themselves well. Having planned meticulously, they knew precisely how much time they had to clear the lobby, bypass the dining room and make their way up to the second floor. They moved swiftly wearing intentionally soft [...]