Short stories and photos shared with humor and love
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hairFlow it, show itLong as God can grow itMy hair! It's been exactly 164 days since my last hair appointment and I can't get these lyrics out of my head. Gimme a head with hairLong beautiful hairShining, gleaming,Streaming, flaxen, waxen I consider myself lucky, though. Thanks to extreme myopia, [...]
I had an Uncle Billy kind of day yesterday involving two trips to the DMV, an unsuccessful attempt to get a flu shot and a wrong turn coming out of Freedom I only noticed when I saw a sign welcoming me to the Oneida Reservation. Luckily, Uncle Billy Days always end in an unexpected, joyful [...]
Santa wears readers in our house. This 2019 edition to his wardrobe owes little to his deficiencies and everything to ours. Two of us have terrible eyesight and a vain inability to keep track of our glasses…because they’re only on our actual heads when we absolutely have to strap them on. Otherwise, you’ll find dime [...]
Did you ever own a hat that fits your big ole noggin perfectly? That's weighted exactly right for every season? Breathes beautifully? And DOES NOT SHOW SWEAT? Me neither. But, here’s the thing. My future daughter in-law does. And she kindly loaned it to me. Once. Fourteen months ago. Since then, that hat has made [...]
I invited a predator into my indoor plantar garden this summer and I am sorrier than I can say. Like most problems I get myself into, this one grew from an altruistic intent and spiraled out of control thanks to my own insecurities. I planted cucumber seeds earlier this spring because I felt a little [...]