Well, hello there 49ers fans and welcome to Titletown! You'll find we do things a little bit differently here. Take those nice metal bench seats in our stadium. Now, I know you're thinking about that scene in A Christmas Story and wondering if the same thing that happened to Flick's tongue on a double-dog dare [...]
My husband Vince and I were "just friends" when we started playing co-ed pickup basketball games almost 40 years ago and we relied on a simple, effective game plan. He roamed the perimeter and fired me passes under the hoop and I, recognizing the timidity of macho ballers reluctant to guard a girl, would put [...]
I gave my son a T-shirt for his birthday because I thought it was cute. He's a 34-year old man who lives and works in New York City so you'd think his options for wearing cute T-shirts might be somewhat limited. But, I don't care. I just wanted him to know I thought he was [...]
My phone took a trip to LaCrosse without me on Saturday and I'm trying not to take it personally. She buried herself in the passenger seat of my friend's car and enjoyed a nice little road trip. It took me a while to figure out where she had gone. I felt a little frantic when [...]
About a year ago, my friend Facebook asked me if I’d like to make our relationship FB official by creating a bitmoji. I played around with the idea very, very briefly and then declined. I don’t like to think that hard about what I look like. It’s kind of deflating. Ah, but Facebook is a [...]