I'm no expert, but it seems to me that the best way to exterminate internet trolls is to expose them. So, with a nod to Jeff Foxworthy, here are a few ways to spot them and lure them out into the light. You might be an internet troll if... You're still commenting on Ty Montgomery's [...]
Yesterday, I thought I spotted a tall human in the window as I pulled my car into the driveway. No one should have been home at that time, and I quickly ran through the possibilities, at least one of which involved some sort of stranger danger. "Hello?" I called out in what I hoped was [...]
Tomorrow we celebrate a holiday I have been anticipating for some time. I've sent my family email reminders, texts and chapstick, I've faithfully moisturized to provide a soft landing, and I've blocked off the whole day to celebrate. That's right, faithful readers, tomorrow is International Kiss a Ginger Day. In fact, it's the tenth anniversary [...]
I can't have nice things. I know this and, generally, rise above this particular affliction. But, I also like to live in the modern world and I have certain hobbies that require technology, so I try. If the last few weeks of 2018 and the first few days of 2019 are any indication, though, the [...]
The story you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed because there are no innocents, just a half-century milestone we’re thrilled to be marking and a legendary party about which some people would prefer we don’t speak. To celebrate properly, and excise old demons, speak we must. Our story begins [...]
