I had myself a morning yesterday, involving a broken washing machine, a deep-sleeping peanut who wet the bed and the resulting trip to the laundromat. Did you know those commercial machines still require quarters? I did not. Did you know the change machines that produce the quarters you need don’t take $20 bills? I did [...]
I’m starting to think you can mark the age of a woman by the size of the purse she carries. (Or, in my case, by the fact that she carries a purse at all). Back in my early days of motherhood, I disdained both purses and diaper bags. I just slid a couple of bucks [...]
WHELP, it TURNS out I'm not perfect. For a glorious 31-day stretch, I was though. Perfect. At LEAST according to Wordle. My hubris got me, and that's not even a five-letter word. It should be, though. Kind of like COCKY. I'd strolled onto the Wordle SCENE like a SASSY tourist. I'd only intended to VISIT, [...]
It seems about right that Milltown Mel up and died two days before he had to stick his nose out of his den and let the world know how long winter would last. Who wants to be the bearer of more bad news this year? We already have a virus lasting so much longer than [...]
Well, hello there 49ers fans and welcome to Titletown! You'll find we do things a little bit differently here. Take those nice metal bench seats in our stadium. Now, I know you're thinking about that scene in A Christmas Story and wondering if the same thing that happened to Flick's tongue on a double-dog dare [...]