How to celebrate Valentine’s Day when you’re old and lazy

I've been married since the Feds sentenced Fat Tony Salerno to 100 years in prison for racketeering. (That's 1987 for the non mafia-philes among you.) The point is, I've been married a looooong time. Through all those years I've developed some insights into the married couple brain and I'm happy to share a few on [...]

Seven tips that prove it’s not too late to love Valentine’s Day

Nearly half a century into this old world and I'm still all in when it comes to Valentine's Day. A holiday that celebrates chocolate and love? Yes, please. Every time. But, I recognize that a certain percentage of people honestly dread this day, worried about empty vases, lonely evenings and half-hearted gestures of commercially hyped [...]