I was walking near my neighborhood, late at night
when my eyes beheld a spooktacular sight.
For the Munnsters turned their yard into another cool disguise
So, this Halloween, you’d all be wise
To do the Mash. Go do the Munnster Mash.
The Munnster Mash — there is a graveyard smash!
Go see the Mash! It will be gone in a flash.
Go see the Mash! Enjoy the Munster Mash!
Head on over to 412 Tallgrass Drive in Appleton, you impetuous boys and girls. You’ll be glad you did!
(Wa-ooh) To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
(Wa-wa-ooh) The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
(Wa-ooh) To get a jolt from those electrodes
The Munnster Mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the Munnster Mash
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) The party had just begun
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) The guests included Wolfman
(Tennis shoe wa-ooh) Dracula, and his son
(Wa-ooh) Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
(Wa-wa-ooh) The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
(Wa-ooh) With their vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five.
(Wa-ooh) Seems he was troubled by just one thing
(Wa-wa-ooh) He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
(Wa-ooh) “Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
The Munnster Mash, and it’s a graveyard smash
It’s now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash, it’s now the Munnster Mash.
(Wa-ooh) And my Munnster Mash is the hit of the land
(Wa-wa-ooh) For you, the living this mash was meant too
(Wa-ooh) When you get to their door, tell them Laura sent you.
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How fun!!