A Popcorn Christmas

Twelve days before Christmas I sat on a couch next to Molly cursing a little as I strung stale popcorn on thin thread that kept slipping from the confoundingly small hole of its needle.

She leaned over and calmly said, “You know, I find this very relaxing. I don’t mind finishing myself.”

“Absolutely not,” I said. “I’m going to help…Ouch! Dammit!”

In the end, Molly strung almost all the popcorn, while I peppered her with annoying questions like, “Are you sure you want to do all this work?” and “Isn’t it going to take a lot of popcorn stringing to fill that tree?” and “Can we re-use this next year? Otherwise, it just seems like a lot of bother.”

Ten days before Christmas, we looped the popcorn strands on our tree. I admired it through the open family room doors as I sat at our dining room table; I checked it out from the sidewalk outside our house; I sat on our family room couch all alone in the dark just staring at that beautiful tree.

“This is my favorite tree we’ve ever had,” I said repeatedly through the holidays.

It turned out to be a Popcorn Christmas, which might be the very best kind.

My mother in-law unwittingly set the holiday theme early, when she spoke up at a resident’s association meeting.

“You really should serve popcorn at the Popcorn and Movie nights,” she said. Renown for her pleasant nature, Mary Jane almost never complains. “I just wanted to get my name in the minutes,” she joked.

But, really, the woman loves old movies and fresh theater popcorn, and her family loves her.

So, 2015 became a Popcorn Christmas for Mary Jane as well.

From out west came boxes of Cracker Jack, from down south barrels of Garrett’s Popcorn, and from the New York grandson a subscription to a popcorn of the month club.

Grandma Mary Jane will have her fill of delicious popcorn in 2016.

And, we hope you do too. Throw a few kernels in a kettle, cover them in your choice of delicious oil and pop yourself a batch or two.

Good, old-fashioned popcorn doesn’t cost much; it just takes a little time.

As Molly and our proud tree, still sagging with ornaments that tell the story of our lives because I’m loathe to take them down, knew all along –

It’s worth it.

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A morning view of our popcorn tree, seen from the dining room. I love sitting at my dining room table, with a cup of tea and my lap top, before anyone else wakes up, and admiring my tree.
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Our ornaments tell the story of our lives. We even have a few treasured ornaments from my grandparent’s tree.
Popcorn Christmas cracker jack
I had a little fun making homemade cracker jack for Christmas, but I forgot to take pictures of the finished product. This is the corn and peanuts about midway through the cooking process.
Popcorn Christmas Grandma MJ
General Popcorn and a few of her kernels. It was a crazy Packer Christmas sweater Christmas too.
Star Wars popcorn
Like many of yours, our Popcorn Christmas took us to the movie theater for Star Wars. I am the only member of my family who believes the pivotal moment in this movie might not be binding, and that’s all I’ll say on that subject.
My favorite Christmas tree
A good cross section of the ornaments, framed in popcorn. Molly made the Popsicle stick ornament in nursery school, the spaceship ornament behind it represents the year Charlie traveled to Alabama to attend the Space Academy. My mom made the gold and blue ornament during one, unprecedented year of crafting back in 1970, the crystal mittens are from a collection of ornaments Molly’s godparents give her every year for Christmas and the gorgeous crystal Santa and his globe was a gift as well.
The view from the family room couch
A nighttime view of our tree from my perch on the family room couch. Man, I love this tree.

6 thoughts on “A Popcorn Christmas

  1. Laura, I save my popcorn strands! As you know, it is a lot of hard work! I think throughout 29 Christmases, I have had to restring 3 or 4 times! We compliment the popcorn with red wooden beads….used cranberries in the past, but those just didn’t ‘recycle’ well. Keep sharing the JOY!

  2. Thanks for sharing Laura. I also strand popcorn for our tree. I think in my 29 trees, I’ve only had to restring three or four times. I mastered the art of preservation. I complement the popcorn with red wooden beads. Used cranberries in the past, but they never recycled well! Lol* thanks for sharing your gift. Continue to spread the joy of Christmas!

    1. Thanks for the great news Alice (although we did use cranberries as well, so we’ll have to see how well they store. Do you use plastic bags? Is there a storage trick you can recommend?

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