Captain’s log Stardate 2016: The pre-Thanksgiving grocery shop

Enter through the liquor store and note disturbing lack of carts. Successfully procure the extra large variety, and partially fill it with a hopefully appropriate selection of alcohol. Thus fortified, head west and cautiously begin negotiating a produce section teaming with Klingons. Seek refuge in the paper product aisle (while conveniently securing a 12-mega roll [...]

We’re thankful for eyebrows

Tomorrow when I gather my family around our chaotic dining room table, I'm going to thank God most sincerely for my sister Kathy's eyebrows, because they're dark and lovely and brand spanking new. They gracefully arch over dark blue eyes that reflect profound courage, dignity, strength and optimism. My mom used to chase Kathy around [...]