I tripped over a cello yesterday, landed hard on the fingerboard and picked up steam as I skidded past an ineffective rock stop. Eventually, I came to rest under our stately piano which, I imagine, sighed heavily and shook its dignified keys in dismay. We've had our piano for 20 years, and it's seen more [...]
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Hoop! There it is
I bested all comers Saturday morning and please allow neither the nature of the sport nor the size of the competitor to lessen your enthusiasm for my accomplishment. Aww, thank you. Thank you very much. And, should you be inclined to challenge me some day, let me issue you this fair warning: hula hooping requires [...]